Swedish World News

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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Cat Terrorist Traveled In Check-In Luggage:
A cat was discovered inside a suitcase that had traveled with the checked-in luggage of an airplane. The paw prints match those of an infamous terrorist cat, code name Helga, that was apprehended in Afghanistan, but who managed to escape through the widely spaced prison cell window bars. Fortunately the terrorist cat Helga was unable to open the suitcase from the inside during the flight. She has been detained by the elite Swedish anti-terrorist squad based in Skärvsjölund in Småland, for deportation to a detention center outside of Sweden, where cruelty-against-animal laws don't apply.
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