Stonehenger Village Found---Villagers Possessed Superpowers!
The Stone Age village, where the builders of the famous Stonehenge archeological site resided, has finally been unearthed by archeologists. It consisted of hundreds of inhabitants, whose names tended to end in '-ix', and who acquired the superhuman strength necessary to erect the Stonehenge boulders from a magic potion prepared by their Druid.
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German Government Refused US Offer To Free Gitmo Prisoner:
The US government offered to return the 19-year-old Murat Kurnaz from Bremen---who was abducted by US troops in Pakistan during the so-called US 'War on Terror'---to Germany, on the grounds that Mr Kurnaz was clearly innocent of any crime even by the twisted American judicial system. Mr Kurnaz was held hostage at the US Guantanamo Bay detention center, were he was mentally and physically tortured for five years. The German government refused his early release, on the grounds that all its appropriate detention facilities had been torn down, or converted to museums, post 1945.
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