The International Space Station Lost In Space:
The International Space Station is lost in space after a wild vodka party. The culprit seems to be the Swedish/Norwegian cosmonaut (as they are called outside the US) Christer Fuglesang, who brought a crate of Linjeakvavit, a vodka that has matured by circumnavigating The Globe as the ballast of a sailing vessel. The accumulated Coriolis Force in the vodka seems to have interfered with the gyro compass of the space station, sending it off into space. "Jag reste alltet runt, men glömde fara, ty jag satt fången, här på Aniara," sang Cosmonaut Fuglesang to the Swedish World News (to Hilding Rosenberg's music), before all communication with the space station was lost.
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