Swedish World News

Political satire in the vein of Olof von Dalin's Then Swänska Argus, Grönköpings Veckobland, The Onion, and MAD Magazine.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Fresh December Potatoes Grown Near Stockholm:
This Fall, Lotta Mellberg has managed to grow potatoes for her renowned Asknäs Tavern and Café outside of Stockholm. Normally, this establishment only serves fresh potatoes during the summer season, after which most of its regular customers, consisting mainly of connoisseur bears and gourmet migratory birds, either hibernate of head South. But the thought of Lotta's fresh potatoes and marinated herring at Asknäs's Lucia Brunch, on Decemebr 13, has made them change their plans. The bears are still wide awake and the migratory birds are still there. "This Lucia Brunch will be delicious," says a young bear, wearing only a 'Non-Smokey Generation' T-shirt, to the Swedish World News. "I can sleep when I grow old." Starling Silver chimes in: "It will be a true feast. The Mediterranean Buffet can wait."
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