Swedish World News

Political satire in the vein of Olof von Dalin's Then Swänska Argus, Grönköpings Veckobland, The Onion, and MAD Magazine.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Russian Spies Attempted Assassinating The Swedish King:
Two Russian FSB agents fired super-dumb-dumb bullets at His Majesty King Carl XVI Gustaf at Drottningholm Palace, HMK's Royal abode. The bullets however mistook an on-duty sentinel for The King, who escaped unscathed. "This type of Polonium 210 bullets are much in use now," were the dying words of the sentinel. He will have his radioactive ashes spread in the waters off the Murmansk naval base.
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