Swedish World News

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Sunday, November 26, 2006

Silvio Berlusconi Shot by Poisoned Dart During Speech:
During a public appearance, Italy's former populist Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi was hit in the heart by a dart. He pulled it out himself, and with it came strands of flesh and fat. "The Republic of Italy has fed me well!" he exclaimed, after which he collapsed. The dart proved laced with the poison Polonium 210, which is primarily used by the FSB (The Russian Secret Police) to assassinate regime critics. "He had out-lived his usefulness," comments Russian President Vladimir Putin to the Swedish World News.
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