Beaver Makes Mockery of Norwegian Response Units:
Castor Børre, a Norwegian Baumeister of extraordinary dam building skills, and of the species Castor fiber, has wrecked havoc with the Norwegian municipality of Ringsaker. Ten meters (ten yards) of ultra-expensive Norwegian road have already been repaired, and another ten meters need to be repaired, due to Mr Børre's dams. Although fifteen people are working full-time clearing his dams, Mr Børre's still manages to outpace them. He comments to the Swedish World News: "I've studied the ancient Roman engineers and the writings of Leonardo da Vinci. These guys were true geniuses!" Mr Børre has also avoided a squad of snipers posted in the area with orders to shoot him dead on sight. He dismisses this threat: "They're a bunch of clowns. They couldn't hit a tadpole in a bog. I 've done a lot of elite soldier training: Navy SEALs, Spetsnaz, SAS, KLM, Lufthansa, etc. They'll never get me."
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