Swedish World News

Political satire in the vein of Olof von Dalin's Then Swänska Argus, Grönköpings Veckobland, The Onion, and MAD Magazine.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

US Bombs Suspected Swedish Nuclear Site:
The Swedish nuclear power plant Ringhals was destroyed yesterday by a US cruise missile. "It was clearly intended for knuckler porpoises," says populist US President George W. Bush to the Swedish World News. Mikael Odenberg, Swedish Minister of Defense, retorts: "We have enough hydro-electric power to electrocute all of Texas, and we're about to get enough gas from Russia to take out the rest of the US."
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