John Wayne New James Bond:
Due to the storm of controversy over the choice of Daniel Craig as the new James Bond, whom many consider vastly inferior to his predecessor Pierce Brosnan, the producers have now recanted and instead offered the part to Daniel Radcliffe, who however declined it, on the grounds that he was uncomfortable driving a car, rather than flying a broomstick, and with not carrying a magic wand. Instead, the new Bond film 'Casino Royale' will star John Wayne, by cutting together scenes from his wide range of previous films, some in black-and-white. "Special effects and digital reediting are now good enough for this to work," says celebrity director Peter Jackson---who has nothing whatsoever to do with this film---to the Swedish World News.
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