Swedish World News

Political satire in the vein of Olof von Dalin's Then Swänska Argus, Grönköpings Veckobland, The Onion, and MAD Magazine.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Leftist Female Politicians Behaving Badly, Part II:
Anna Sjödin, female chairperson of the Swedish Youth Socialists---the non-military branch of the Swedish Socialist Party---appeals the court verdict against her, consisting in a small fine and minimal damages for racist insult, violence against officer, violent resistance, and dodging mandatory TV fees. Ms Sjödin has made no secret of her ambition to dethrone reigning leftist bad-ass queen Gudrun Schyman. "A few grand in fines and damages!" exclaims Ms Sjödin with contempt in her voice to the Swedish World News. "That's nothing! Now this self-proclaimed bitch Gudrun Schyman will continue to belittle me. But I know my rights. The verdict alone entitles me to a stint in jail---without parole! And I want to be sentenced for sexual harassment and possession of concealed miniature TV set as well. That'll teach the old fart some respect for the New Generation."
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