'Belgian Blues' Draw Crowds of Cows---and Mad Bulls:
The 'Belgian Blues'---a beef version of the popular male strip group 'The Chippendales'---is on tour in Sweden. Crowds of Swedish cows pack themselves into their sold-out shows. "I had to shell out 150 liters of milk to a hawker for my ticket," admits Daisy Johansson. Most bulls see red of envy---"These guys are monsters," says Bill Åbull---but some beg to disagree: "They're sooo cuuute!!" exclaims Taurus Eriksson. Christina Storm at Jordbruksverket (The Department of Agriculture) is concerned that a number of reckless cows will get themselves impregnated by a Belgian Blue. "Over 90 percent of Swedish calves are already born out of wedlock," she points out.
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