Björn Borg Returns from the Dead!
Formerly deceased tennis superstar Björn Borg is staging a comeback in Stockholm's Tennis Club, where he played a double match with Mats Waltin against Tommy Grönberg and Lars Dahlin, winning by 6-0, 6-3. "Saint Peter sent me back, insisting that I hadn't filled my quota of competitive tennis matches," explains Mr Borg to the Swedish World News. Mr Borg next heads to Dubai to play McEnroe, Nastase, and other oldtimers.
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