Sweden Tops the League in Armed Robberies of Money Transports:
Every Swede now pays SEK 12 (USD 2) to armed robbers, against a puny USD 0.75 for the runner-up average Belgian. "This is a great achievement!" declares chief criminologist Jerzy Sarnecki, his voice trembling of pride. "Our strategy of manning these transports with unarmed wimps has paid off." He promises to increase Sweden's leading position in this area by prohibiting bags that discolor or destroy the bank notes, if they are opened by force; removing existing GPS tracking of money transports; and maintaining the same itineraries for the transports, posting them far in advance on the Web.
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