US Congress Makes R-Rated Flicks:
To improve attendance at US congressional votes on minor issues, such as whether or not to invade other countries, an incentive plan has been devised to show pornographic films during voting sessions. The films will be produced in-house. "We might have to use teenage pages," explains Rep. Dennis Hastert, "as Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky have declined to participate." Shares in C-SPAN sky-rocketed after this announcement.
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