Kazakstan Next?
President George W. Bush, inexhaustible champion of democracy, world peace, and fossil fuel extraction, has his next target clear: Kazakstan. President Bush explains to the Swedish World News "Kazak President Nursultan Nazarbajev is a brutal dictator, has access to massive amounts of old Soviet nuclear arms, and vast quantities of American oil, that somehow ended up under Kazak soil. Since the whimpy Frogs will make a fuss at the UN, my old buddies and I are going it alone. Tony, you with me, right? Tony? You still there? Silvio? Jose Maria? Where are you guys?"
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