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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Swedish Navy Launches Bio-Weapons Carrier:
The Swedish Navy has launched its latest ABC weapons carrier 'Probo Koala,' nicknamed 'Toxic Crime,' a vessel that is capable of destroying all marine life in the Baltic Sea in a matter of days---or would have been, had Sweden's fellow Baltic countries not preemptively done so already. It will head for the Mediterranean, where it will assist in occupying Malta, which Sweden invaded in retaliation of the Israeli air strike against Kungsbacka. It will also function as a deterrent, should any Mediterranean EU country challenge Sweden's right to maintain its lucrative government monopolies on alcohol, tobacco, gambling, (pharmaceutical) drugs, prostitution, etc.
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