Osama bin Laden was a Space Alien!
French Intelligence, which seems to work, as opposed to, say, US Intelligence, have located Osama bin Laden's dead body in Saudi Arabia, and performed an autopsy on it. His organic make-up and biochemistry differ wildly from those of any form of life encountered on Earth, from which they conclude that he was either a space alien, or a god. Speaking against the latter theory is the fact that Osama bin Laden was pronounced dead, whereas gods are normally considered to be immortal, although the Nordic gods are not, and all major Nordic gods will be slain in Ragnarök, the final battle between the gods and the giants, which will make Biblical Armageddon look like a pub brawl. Amongst other things, the dragon Nidhögg will swallow the Sun.
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