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Sunday, September 17, 2006

Elephants Dig 'Plan B'; Ganesha worshippers Clash with Police:
Indian pharmaceuticals, who today manufacture most US prescription medications, have introduced the morning after contraceptive pill, aka 'plan B', to the domestic Indian market. The problem is that it has become a best-seller---amongst elephants! This has angered Hindu religious sects that worship the elephant god Ganesha, who proclaim the pill heresy. Already 132 people have been killed in clashes between cult members, pharmacists, and police across India.
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