Swedish World News

Political satire in the vein of Olof von Dalin's Then Swänska Argus, Grönköpings Veckobland, The Onion, and MAD Magazine.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Sheep Reinforce Swedish Afghanistan Troops:
To boost the Swedish military presence in Afghanistan , which Sweden accidentally occupied yesterday, the military is training elite sheep to serve in the occupation army. "They're great," says brigadier Martin Kalthoff to the Swedish World News. "They climb trees and pounce on their foes from high branches. The only problem is that they tend to graze in the poppy fields, after which they behave capriciously."
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