Jason Holds Royal Family Hostage:
Jason, of 'Friday the 13th' fame, is currently wielding an ax and holding the Swedish Royal Family hostage on Norrbro, a bridge in central Stockholm, just outside the Royal Palace. Apparently, Jason is upset that his lucrative acting contract has run out and that he didn't get to appear in 'Pirates of the Caribbean'. Swedish Prime Minister Göran Persson has dismissed the incident as a Liberal-Party prank, staged to distract from the grave data intrusion scandal.
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