Swedish World News

Political satire in the vein of Olof von Dalin's Then Swänska Argus, Grönköpings Veckobland, The Onion, and MAD Magazine.

Monday, September 11, 2006

9/11 WTC Attacks Never Happened:
Not only were the World Trade Center attacks of September 11, 2001, made-up publicity stunts involving a conspiracy between the US Government, certain Middle-East oil billionaires, and the Swedish Liberal Party; the date September 11 of 2001 itself never actually occurred. Time transited directly from midnight September 10 to 00:00 hours September 12, due to a quirk in the Gregorian Calendar, an error in applying daylight savings time, and some Quantum Mechanical tunneling effects in atomic clocks world wide. "Not only the WTC attacks of 9/11, but 9/11 itself, are a hoax," comments a senior Swedish World News international affairs analyst, who wishes to remain anonymous.
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