Swedish World News

Political satire in the vein of Olof von Dalin's Then Swänska Argus, Grönköpings Veckobland, The Onion, and MAD Magazine.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Iraq Invades the United States:
Iraqi forces have landed in the United States. Fierce fighting is reported from Mosalah, Louisiana. After his attempts failed at securing a UN resolution against the American WMD program and the US use of torture, Iraq's president, Saddam Hussein, decided to take unilateral, preemptive action. "The United States has a WMD program that allows it to strike at any target on the Globe," says President Hussein to the Swedish World News. "The US is the only country to ever deploy nuclear weapons against another country. It has military bases in two thirds of the worlds countries. If that isn't an empire, I'm Santa Claus. Next they would have invaded our country and killed tens or hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqi civilians. I had to act to prevent that. My primary concern is the safety of the Iraqi people." He continues: "The Americans are cruel barbarians. They routinely torture their prisoners and they even enslaved their own people, at least the black ones."
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