Swedish World News

Political satire in the vein of Olof von Dalin's Then Swänska Argus, Grönköpings Veckobland, The Onion, and MAD Magazine.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

IKEA Front for al Qaeda:
Swedish Intelligence sources (such as they are) have found that the low-end, do-it-yourself furniture store chain IKEA is simply a front for the terror organization al Qaeda. Ingvar Kamprad, IKEA's founder and alleged war-time Nazi supporter, explains to the Swedish World News: "National Socialism is old hat; we don't fund neo-Nazi organizations. The world is changing and the forces of evil must adapt." So you might think twice before purchasing the bookshelf Billy, although it is a pretty good bookshelf, at a reasonable price.
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