Swedish World News

Political satire in the vein of Olof von Dalin's Then Swänska Argus, Grönköpings Veckobland, The Onion, and MAD Magazine.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Britney Spears New Subway Pusher in Tokyo:
In a sudden career change, Britney Spears has become a full-time pusher in the Tokyo Subway. "It's hard getting acting, singing, or even modeling gigs when pregnant. I enjoy pushing people around and I think I'm pretty good at it," she explains to the Swedish World News. The Tokyo Subway has not yet found a uniform in Ms Spears's size, so she is currently working nude. "Most commuters don't seem to mind," says Metero Pushiba, Director of Traveler Compression at the Tokyo Subway.
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