Liquids, Gases, and Solids Banned on Flights:
Following the discovery of an infamous cat terrorist in the checked-in luggage on board a domestic flight, Luftfartsverket (the Swedish Aviation Authority) has banned all liquids, gases, and solids, and any mixtures thereof, from all carry-on and check-in luggage. Only artifacts made of plasma, or the Philosopher's Stone (aka the Quintessence), will be permitted on board flights. A spokescat from Luftfartsverket justifies the measure as the sole alternative to having all sapient beings, including passengers, manacled, sedated, and locked up in individual containers during the entire flight.
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