The Swiss Go Cow Hunting:
The hunting season for cows is now open in Switzerland. Following ancient Swiss tradition, all types of arms, expect a special type of cow stick, are banned. Really macho hunters club the cows in the head with there fists. Novice hunters typically rely on their small stick to provide better impact. "It sure beats the h-ll out of alligator wrestling," says former American actress Mabel Washington, who traveled here from Florida for the event. In a recent incident, the Swiss viceroy clubbed his lawyer instead of the intended cow. He blamed the accident on having lost his eye-glasses.
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