President Bush Murdered by British TV Team:
George W. Bush, the late President of the United States, was assassinated by a British TV team during a speech in Chicago. The US government condemns the action, but denies that it will have any effect on the day-to-day running of the United States, nor that it will effect US domestic or foreign policy. "We've had him stuffed and attached to strings," says former vice-president Dick Cheney. "It's business as usual. Keep shopping!"
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