Innocent Bystander Received Nobel Prize:
Johan Croneman just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. He was seized by small group of people, put on a large stage, and broadcast live on national TV. He was handed a medal and a large check by His Majesty The King, and then led to a podium with a microphone, facing the huge audience. "I think I managed to say 'I---ehm---don't know why I'm here,' and people started applauding enthusiastically. I thought they would never stop," he later explained to the Swedish World News. Yet another innocent human life shattered by a simple misunderstanding. Sic transit gloria mundi.
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