Japanese Referendum on Monarchy:
There will be a nation-wide referendum in Japan on whether to remain a Monarchy or to become a Republic. The Monarchists are divided into two camps: those who advocate strictly male throne succession and those who advocate first-borne throne succession. The Republicans, on the other hand, stand united behind their program: 1) executing the entire Royal Family; 2) elevating Shinto Evangelism to State Religion; and 3) banning: a) all other religions, b) all gay activities, and c) all teaching of Darwin's ridiculous theories.
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