Swedish Professor Solves Free-Lunch Problem:
One of the remaining open problems in Economics posed by the late Hungarian Mathematician John von Neumann has been solved by a Professor at the Gothenburg School of Business. Whereas financial practitioners, such as institutional investors, have long maintained that there is no such thing as a free lunch, academics have been arguing both sides of the point. Professor Colerico Saccarin, at the Gothenburg School of Business, has managed to apply a different set of logic and established that free lunches are theoretically possible. "You ah simply refuse to ah pay," explains Professor Saccarin to the Swedish World News. Rumor has it that his ground-breaking work may lead to a Nobel Prize in Economics.
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