Swedish World News

Political satire in the vein of Olof von Dalin's Then Swänska Argus, Grönköpings Veckobland, The Onion, and MAD Magazine.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Venezuelan Terrorist Deported to Gitmo:
Nicolas Maduro, a well-known terrorist and Venezuelan Foreign Minister, was seized and detained at JFK yesterday. The police then insulted him, relieved him of his travel documents, beat him up, and deported him to the Guantanamo Bay detention center. "The world changed after 9/11," says a representative from the US State Department. "We simply cannot afford to have foreigners criticize the US government."
Most of the Story
The US State Department gets support from senior Democrats.
The Rest of the Story
The US government reserves the right to criticize whomever it pleases.

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