Swedish World News

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Sunday, September 24, 2006

Local Swedish Politician Lectures George Bush:
Mats Thuresson, recently elected for the local government of Simrishamn, representing 'Sverigedemokraterna'---a neo-Nazi-style party---is lecturing George W. Bush on how to present information to the public: "One should lie in such a way that it sounds plausible. Only really daft people would buy 'They hate us for our Freedom.' I just got a seat in the local government by claiming that one million Moslems in Sweden live on government subsidies. No one will reflect over the fact that this would constitute more than ten percent of the Swedish population, or bother to find out that there are in fact less than half a million Moslems in Sweden in total, nor that no one actually knows the fraction of these who really rely on government subsidies." Considering Mr Bush's poor lying skills, Mr Thuresson is amazed that Mr Bush made it to the Oval Office.
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