Swedish World News

Political satire in the vein of Olof von Dalin's Then Swänska Argus, Grönköpings Veckobland, The Onion, and MAD Magazine.

Friday, October 13, 2006

British Army Chief: 'We Should Leave Iraq!'
British Prime Minister Tony Blair's Army Chief, Sir Richard Dannatt, wants to leave Iraq. "We received no flowers, nor cheers, from the crowds," he says to the Swedish World News, "only bullets and roadside bombs." He continues: "Arabic hospitality is greatly overrated, if you ask me, at any rate when one comes uninvited. And the Muslims don't hate us for our freedom; they hate us because we disgraced their faith and values, then killed their friends and family. Fancy that! I want to go home."
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