Harry, but not Prince Harry, to Fight in Afghanistan:
The British Ministry of Defense will not allow the 22-year-old Prince Harry to fight in Afghanistan. "The Prince has already violated the Geneva convention, when fighting with his fellow cadets at Sundhurst," explains British Secretary of State for Defense Des Browne. "Prince Harry would create a political nightmare if let loose on our enemies." Another famous Harry will be sent in his stead: Harry Potter. "Mr Potter is as brave as the Prince, but much more humane towards his adversaries," says Mr Browne. "He is also considerably better trained at Defense Against the Dark Arts."
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