Topless Sunbathing OK Only on Well-trimmed Lawns:
The new Swedish Government, under the fearless leadership of Fredrik Reinfeldt---a man of action, not words---has prepared its first new law, soon to be voted on by the new Swedish Parliament. It states that topless sunbathing is acceptable only on recently mowed and well-kept lawns. There will be zero tolerance of violations. To avoid gender discrimination, this law applies equally to women, men, children, pets, and wild animals.
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