Swedish World News

Political satire in the vein of Olof von Dalin's Then Swänska Argus, Grönköpings Veckobland, The Onion, and MAD Magazine.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Aussie Painter Ate Marilyn Monroe!
Sweden, always at the vanguard of using environment-friendly materials, has passed a law that all paintings must now be painted in chocolate, rather than oil, acrylic paint, etc. "It's damned hard," says Sid Chidiac---a New York-based Australian painter---"but very rewarding. Finger-lickin' good! I once ate Marilyn Monroe, or rather, one of my portraits of her." Already the Vikings chiseled their artistic works into organic or silicon-based materials, e.g., wood, bones, stones, or fallen enemies. The first modern Swede to advocate the use of recyclable, biodegradable painting materials was no one less than Carl von Linné, of such great fame, that even Americans might have heard of him.
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