Spanish King Juan Carlos Shot Drunken Bear:
It started as a friendly Vodka session in a bar in Novlenskoje, involving King Juan Carlos of Spain, Governor Vjatjeslav Pozgalev, Sergej Starostin (assistant Bureau Chief in Vologda), and Mitrofan the Bear. As the evening progressed, the animosity between the King and the Bear escalated to the point when the King drew his rifle and shot the Bear dead. "He was drinking, but not eating tapas," explains King Juan Carlos. "This is a grave violation of Spanish Law. As the Head of State, I must see to it that the laws of my country are respected and that justice is done upon violators." He continues: "And the bastard wiped us clean at the poker table earlier in the evening."
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