No More Fish in the Sea:
Professor Carl Folke, of Global Fish Inc, has succeeded in charting the DNA sequences of all edible fish species and patented them. These fish are now the intellectual property of Global Fish Inc, and anyone exploiting them must compensate Global Fish Inc. To prevent fishermen from dodging Global Fish Inc's royalties, Global Fish Inc has embarked on an endeavor to render all edible fish extinct from the Seven Seas of the World within 40 years. "Mother Nature is a patent infringer," proclaims professor Folke.
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