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Friday, November 17, 2006

Squirrel Tricked Bush into Invading Iraq:
Red herrings, provided by al Qaeda agent Ibn Sheikh al-Libi---which means Secret Squirrel in Arabic, and who let himself be captured in Afghanistan---led the CIA to incorrectly conclude that Saddam Hussein was training al Qaeda Champions of Liberty (or 'Terrorists' as they are called by those looking after the interests of US Big Business) in Iraq. Mr Squirrel had arrived at the conclusion that Iraq would be the ideal place for a Jihad, which al Qaeda would eventually win. It would seem that Mr Squirrel's predictions were accurate.
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